The General ♥ Michael from DC and Michelle from Billings

With all the usual purely heterosexual and Ofjoshua-proof disclaimers.

Thank you Michelle for the Curb Your Enthusiasm Fourth Season DVD.

Hold on a second, John Ashcroft is speaking. He's in this documentary I'm watching on the Sundance Channel. He's telling us that the Constitution makes a fantastic bird cage liner. It wouldn't be prudent to continue typing while he's on. I'd hate to be disappeared and rendered to Uzbekistan.

OK, he's done.

Anyway, thank you Michelle for the DVD. I really enjoy receiving these things.

And thank you Michael for sending Al Franken's book, The Truth (with Jokes). I can't remember. Are we supposed to hate him more than Michael Moore?

Thanks again. I wish you both a fantastic 2006