Would you support Our Leader if he killed a kitten with a hammer

I don't quite understand why Mr. Pollack is asking conservatives if they'd continue to support Our Leader if he killed a series of kittens using a "standard carpenter's hammer, of steel construction with a rubber handle grip." Of course we would. We are patriots after all.

I'm very pleased that the Emperor Misha I of The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler responded affirmatively and that his deputy, Lord Spatula (who may or may not be the man in Seattle who spanks me for money), upped the ante by threatening to murder Mr. Pollack. But I'm also disappointed that Dr. Rusty Shackleford of the JAWA Report refused to answer the question. There is no shame in declaring one's loyalty. Our Leader deserves better.

Update: Solomon II, our favorite proponant of pre-emptive genocide, is already spinning a defense for those of us who would support Our Leader's kitten slaughtering. From our Reports to the General:

Winston Churchill once kicked a cat while he was on the phone. Should his political career have been ended then and there?

Solomon2 | Homepage | 01.22.06 - 7:55 am |

Thank God Our Leader has wise men like Solomon II preparing our daily spin.