United States Senate
Dear Sen. Lieberman,
You've received a lot of criticism for saying that those who express opposition to Our Leader are harming our nation's security. You're not alone. Nearly every patriot who stands up and calls out The Chosen One's detractors for their seditous speech receives the same kind of treatment.
The reason they scream so loudly when we level such accusations is because they doubt our sincerity. They suspect that we don't really believe what we're saying--that it's all empty rhetoric. I pray that the recent revelations about the good work our State Security Apparatus is doing will turn the critics into believers. Certainly, the news that the FBI has the Seattle Raging Grannies under surveillance should give them pause. Heck, I bet if you ran ads about how the State Security Apparatus is shutting down the granny threat, you might even silence your own critics.
I put together this storyboard for just such an ad. Please feel free to use it.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
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