Savage Nation
Dear Mr. Savage,
There are those who would call you a racist for calling the alleged Duke Lacrosse Team rape victim a "dirty, verminous black stripper." They'd point to the structure of the phrase, suggesting that perhaps you thought that adding the adjective, "black," to "dirty, verminous stripper" added force to your condemnation. Indeed, they would say that your choice of adjectives suggests that you believe "black" is as negative a description as "dirty" or "verminous."Fortunately, you have the perfect piece of evidence to counter such a claim. I'm referring of course to one of your letters to the late Allen Ginsberg--not the one in which you reveal your fantasy of shoving a camera up the beat poet's ass to photograph his rectum, but the other one, where you try to impress him with a burroughsesque tale of fingering "a little-known black brother."
Read the letters a couple of times during your show and everyone will see that you're certainly not a racist. You might also consider doing it on your good friend Chris Matthews's show the next time he needs you to come on to condemn sodomites.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
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