The Presidential iPod

Even though I don't know how to space images correctly, as long as I have the General’s pulpit for the day, and just for fun, I thought I’d throw something else out for the troops’ consideration.

Let’s pretend that President McFlightsuit and Darth Cheney have finally gone on to their reward. Yes, they are in Hell. Let’s also pretend that as part of their eternal punishment for their many, many, many earthly misdeeds, they are forced to wear permanently implanted iPods and listen forevermore to a soundtrack of our choosing. What songs would you want them to have to hear, hour after hour, day after day, month after month, eon upon eon, throughout the vast eternity of beginningless time?

Here are five I think would be appropriate.

1) “Masters of War” —Bob Dylan
2) “Rockin’ in the Free World” — Neil Young (electric version, with volume as high as it will go)
3) “On Broadway”—Neil Young’s version. Aw hell, let’s just go ahead and put on the entire “Freedom” album.
4) “Funky President (People It’s Bad)”—James Brown
5) Yummy Yummy Yummy (I’ve Got Love in My Tummy)"—1910 Fruit Gum Company. Just because it’s the most annoying song ever recorded.

Any additions?