Supersize your soul

Gov. Jeb Bush
The Capitol
400 South Monroe ST
Tallahassee, FL 32399

Dear Gov. Bush,

I am writing to strongly urge you to sign the bill before you, granting The Holy Land Experience amusement park the property tax exemption our Lord commands.

As I am sure you are aware, SB 2676 would create tax exemptions on all property used by nonprofit organizations to "exhibit, illustrate and interpret biblical manuscripts, codices, stone tablets or other biblical archives," and as such, your signature would surely pave the way towards establishing our Savior's long prophesied "Tax Exempt Kingdom on Earth." Indeed, this legislation would not only save Holy Land hundreds of thousands of dollars each year, it would also provide the legal framework necessary to permit me to pursue my lifelong dream of establishing a chain of bible-themed taco stands.

At Taco End-of-Times, each tortilla will bear the likeness of the Blessed Virgin Mary or some other revered image of Christian iconography. (Collect them all!) The menu will include Missionary-style Burritos^TM, Fire-and-Brimstone Chili^TM, Salvation Salsa^TM and our signature assortment of hand-rolled Wraptures^TM. Our motto: "Supersize your Soul ($1.79 at participating locations.)"

But none of this will be possible without your help. The anti-Christian war to secularize our nation's fast food industry is deeply entrenched in Florida's strip malls and food courts, and we simply cannot be expected to compete for our citizens' stomachs and souls without being granted an exemption from all taxes... not to mention local health codes and workplace safety regulations.

Thank you for doing the Lord's work.

Sincerely,

Goldy
HorsesAss.org