Sen. John Cornyn
United States Senate
Dear Sen. Cornyn,
As a Republican, I don't think I've ever been prouder of one of our senators than I was today when you rose to address the terrorist amnesty issue. Like you, I don't think the US Senate should condemn the Iraqi Prime Minister for offering amnesty to terrorists who kill our soldiers. Why waste time on it? It's not like our military is staffed with College Republicans; most of our soldiers are brown or poor. If pardoning their killers allows Prime Minister Maliki to pump more oil, more power to him.
The Senate has far more important issues to address. I don't thing there's been a vote on flag burning yet, has there? And don't we owe it to America's box turtles to take another shot at the homosexual discrimination amendment?
But perhaps more importantly, shouldn't you take a few hours off from legislating to take care of this? After all, it's more than a little embarrassing for someone who supported the "English as the National Language" bill to have a Spanish-language web site.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
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