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Friday, June 30, 2006

Investing in a future where we can be proud once again

It's the last day of fundraising for the quarter. Campaigns are judged by the amount of money they're able to raise. A few dollars now can leverage a lot of support later.

I'll admit I'm selfish, but I'd like to bring Rep. Dave Reichert home. As the King County Sheriff, he ran his department in a way that was exciting. It made us feel like we had one of those old-style graft-driven police departments you see on the East Coast. It was like living in the movie, Serpico, without a Serpico. You can help make that happen by donating a few bucks to Darcy Burner. I know it's hard to give money to someone so beloved by the Drinking Liberalists and blogofascists of the Northwest, but hey, think Serpico without a Serpico.

I'm still convinced that if we can force AL Gore to face the draft, he'll take the same honorable route our most esteemed Republican heroes, men like Our Leader, Deputy Leader Dick, Tom DeLay, and Uncle Justice Thomas, took when they faced the draft during Vietnam. So please consider casting your vote in the $5 primary.

And let's not forget Our Leader's favorite flesh puppet, Joe Lieberman. By giving a little love to to Ned Lamont, you can help to ensure that our dear Joe is available to replace Donald "The Ed Wood of Warfare" Rumsfeld as Secretary of Defense.

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