I'm absolutely disgusted with those in the Francosphere who wonder aloud why Rush Limbaugh, armed only with a bottle of bootleg Viagra, would travel alone to "one of the underage sex capitals of the world." There are plenty of innocent explanations for it. Heck, I do something similar every few months when I decide to treat "Righty" to a romantic weekend.
I usually try to surprise her by suddenly stopping at Wal-Mart and buying her a sexy glove. Then, our bags secretly packed and in the trunk, we drive directly to some exotic place like Yakima or Wenatchee. Righty fixes me a drink on the way and slips a boner pill or two into it. Then, she drives me nuts with zipper play until we reach the motel. We're both so hot by the time I unlock the door to our room, we start making love immediately--we don't even take time to turn on wrestling on the tee vee.
My little soldier spent, I take Righty out for a waxing and a manicure--she loves being pampered--after that, it's dinner and drinks and back to the motel for some more loving while we watch Bill O'Reilly. Sometimes there's a little role playing involved. Our favorite game is "The Construction Worker and the Proctologist."
That's pretty much what we do for the next two days. It's all dining, drinking, lovemaking, and Bill O'Reilly until Sunday afternoon when I look at my hairless right hand and my "passion red" colored fingernails and realize that I've been making it with transvestite man hand. Then, I beat the living shit out of myself with my manly left fist.
That brings me back to Rush. Has anyone seen a picture of him since the arrest? Does he have a black eye?
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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.