Candidate, US Senate
Dear Mr. Hilleary,
I was worried when I learned that Sen. Dr. Frist, MD had decided end his political career with a run for the presidency. How do you replace a guy whose greatest accomplishments were the near passage of bills and resolutions to reform Social Security out of existence, criminalize disrespect for the flag, and make discrimination a constitutional right. His exit will leave a tremendous void in the legislative branch, the likes of which we haven't seen since Bob Livingston resigned his speakership to spend more time with his leather mistress.Although I respect your commitment to traditional family values, I wasn't sure that you were the right man to replace Sen. Dr. Frist. That is, I wasn't sure until today, when I read about the good work you're doing encouraging fetus-Americans to exercise. How could anyone not respect a man who forces his wife, eight months pregnant with a little fetus-American, to go door to door campaigning in ninety degree heat.
Yeah, I think you'll fill Sen. Dr. Frist's shoes very well.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
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