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Saturday, July 08, 2006

Liveblogging kittybirth

It's 2:47 AM, and we have two new kittens and probably more on the way. Mrs. (I refuse to even entertain the idea that she might be unmarried) Cat, or more appropriately, Oftom, is hiding under the bed. Ofjoshua and JC II are freaking out. The former has her incredibly beautiful head wedged under the bed, talking to Oftom, and the latter is running around with a cardboard box (because kittens must be placed in a carboard box--it's the law or something). I've been tasked with finding kittybirthing info on the web, because we don't know nuthin 'bout birthin' no kitties.

Update: We have a third kitten. Check that. Now there are four. My suggestions for names are:

Short-Term Visitor,
Gone When Weaned,
Don't Get Attached,
and
God Dammit, I Hope This Is the Last One

Ofjoshua isn't too thrilled with my suggestions. Neither is JC II. His picks are Itsy, Bitsy, Eenie, and Meanie.

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