First Lady of the United States
Your Ladyship,
I know you must be very disappointed with the Cheney's right now. The news of their unwed daughter's pregnancy will certainly stain your husband's legacy. It is a shame that Dick and Lynne failed to raise their Mary to be as chaste and virtuous as your Jenna and not-Jenna.Thankfully, there is a positive aspect to Mary's illegitimate pregnancy. We now know with certainty that the rumors of her homosexuality are completely unfounded. As you're probably aware, ladies can't get other ladies pregnant. They don't have "little soldiers."
Heterosexually yours in an OfJoshua approved and biblically acceptable kind of way,
General JC Christian, patriot.
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