Christ-based Lay Educator
Dear Mr. Hardison,
Thank you for standing up to the enviroslamunistofascists in the Federal Way Schools. The way you crushed Al Gore and his demonic educator allies with the words, "Condoms don't belong in school, and neither does Al Gore," serves as a reminder to the rest of us that the satanic forces of reason can be easily defeated by a good god-fearing men armed with a little home-spun wisdom.
The courage you demonstrated reminded me of another act of bravery that occurred in the Washington State Senate this week. Of course, I'm referring to Sen. Pam Roach's rebuke of the Demoslamunistofascts Senate majority for not making bibles available during swearing-in ceremonies. I'm told she even pulled her glorious .44 caliber instrument of righteous retribution and fired a shot over the Lt. Governor's shoulder as she harangued him, but I can't verify that.
Perhaps you should join forces with Sen. Roach to take on what you know to be the real cause of global warming, volcanoes, by defeating Mt. Rainier. It'll be tough, but with God's help and Sen. Roach's meth connections, I'm sure you can pull it off.
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
p.s. According to your Amazon Wishlist, you're hoping someone will buy you Why You're Dumb, Sick & Broke by Randy Gage. I'll see what I can do.
A helmet tip to Cpl. Klink, who I've demoted for helmet grunging, and a legion of others.
Elsewhere: Sen. Roach is going to throttle the person who moved her pencils.