Dan Riehl
Riehl World View
Dear Mr. Riehl,
Your latest thrust at the raw, ragged, exposed loins of international photogrislamunistofascism was a beautiful thing to behold. As you pointed out, the ice those polar bears are standing on was shaped by wave action rather than our friends, the carbon dioxides. It's rather amazing that people were actually fooled by it. Carbon dioxides can't sculpt ice. They don't have any hands. It would be impossible for them to pour warm water onto an ice flow.
I wonder how many other lies the photogrislamunistofascists are telling us about global warming. Perhaps we should mount an expedition to the North Pole to find out. It could be just like the one Mrs. Malkin recently mounted in Iraq. She disproved media claims that a mosque had been blown up by shooting video proving that the mosque had only experienced a rapid overpressurization resulting in a failure of much of its structure.
We could do the same thing. I'm sure the American Enterprise Institute would fund it. It'd be a grand adventure and it'd give us an excuse to tightly gird our loins in furs and animal skins just like our Ice Age ancestors. Oh man, I'm getting excited just thinking about it. We'd be two men huddling against each other as we seek victory against the elements. Two men alone, freed the restraints of cultural convention, accountable to no one but Exxon-Mobile and AEI.
When can we get together to write a grant proposal?
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.