Dr. Alicia Petersen
Congressional Black Caucus Institute
Dear Dr. Petersen,
I was very pleased to hear today that you had finally cut a deal with Fox News to lend your organization's credibility to their reporting. Your endorsement of Fox's style of journalism will certainly help them to more effectively scare white people into voting Republican by promoting the belief that black males are predisposed to commit violent crimes and violate white women.
I think you'll find this arrangement, and future ones like it, to be very lucrative. People like Armstrong Williams, Vernon Robinson, and Alan Keyes derive a very good living from political minstrelcy.
So where do you go from here? I think the next logical step is to reach out to Fox's entertainment division and offer to produce a television varity show like the one featured in the Spike Lee film, Bamboozled. It's the kind of television fare many in Fox News' very large Confederate-American demographic have been craving for years. You could help them exploit that market much more effectively. Of course, you'd have to hire someone like George Allen, Trent lott, or Rudy Guiliani to be the public face of your production company. We wouldn't want to scare your target audience.
Heterosexually yours in a chaste and biblically acceptable kind of way,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
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