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Monday, July 07, 2008

Straight From the Catwalks of Colorado City

Maggie Jessop
FLDS Clothing

Dear Sister Jessop,

I always welcome the addition of a another modesty-oriented clothing site to the web, and I'm glad the sisters of the FDLS are finally making their clothing available to the public. That said, I am concerned that your offerings may be a bit too flashy. As you know, the Lord commanded us in the Doctrine and Covenants to "not be proud in thy heart; let all thy garments be plain," (DC 42:40). I'm not sure the racy pastels you employ meet that plainness requirement. Wouldn't a simple white, gray, or black be much better? Think about it. Even the crotchless pantaloons you can buy at the Traditional Christian Marriage Store come only in white. You'll never be accepted as a truly Christian religion if you continue to offer such sluttishly-hued clothing.

You might also consider expanding your line. Given your beliefs, it makes very little sense for you to offer the Teen Princess Dress without also offering it in a maternity version. Heck, the maternity cut should be the only style you make, shouldn't it?

Heterosexually yours in a chaste and biblically, Book of Mormonly, Doctrine and Covenantsly, and Pearl of Great Pricely kind of way,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

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