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Friday, August 29, 2008

Mystery Crab & Dead Bear Haunt Sarah Palin*

Sarah Palin, seen here relaxing by clenching her legs tightly together, is in favor of teaching creationism in schools. Praise the Lord, I thought she was going to make us learn it at the Post Office!


Image from Huffingtonpost.


*The bear is presumed to be both dead and a ghostly presence, and therefore a major candidate for haunting Palin. The enormous alien crab is also believed to be deceased, a natural state for God's creatures throughout the great state of Alaska. Fun Fact: God made Alaska out of raw salmon and capers, over six thousand years ago!


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