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Friday, September 05, 2008

Cindy McCain's struggle

Although we pretended not to notice, we all did. Cindy struggled to find affordable clothes for the convention. No doubt you shared my horror when you saw her try to get by with heels costing no more than $600 dollars. It's embarrassing to see the wife of Our Leader struggle like that.

We have the means to prevent her from undergoing such an indignity again. All we need to do is turn out the vote for her husband. Once he's elected, he can institute his tax plan and give himself a $313,413 tax break. That's nearly a whole, additional outfit for Cindy. She deserves it. It's hard being a regular American couple if you're worried about you look.


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