So the B looks like a mirror image, maybe the mugger was dyslexic.
So the wound looks a bit too superficial to have been made by an angry mugger with a knife, Maybe he was only a little angry, very weak, and used a butter knife.
So there is no swelling around the eye, Well, uhhhh, maybe it's a non-swelling kind of black eye.
I don't know why Michelle Malkin doesn't believe her. When did she start hating America?
Update: The police are in on the conspiracy:
Police planned to administer a polygraph test to Ashley Todd, 20, because her statements about the attack conflict with evidence from the Citizens Bank ATM where she claims the incident occurred, police said.
Update 2: She made it up.
Police tell KDKA that a campaign volunteer has now confessed to making up a story that a mugger attacked her and cut the letter B in her face after seeing her McCain bumper sticker.
I hope this courageous College Republican gets what she deserves.