John McCain on the state of his campaign

It's late. Sen. McCain is pounding on my door. He sounds angry. Should I get it?

Oh shit. He just used Joe Lieberman to break the window. I'm out of here.
--The General

Type, Joe, type! Type electric typing intertubes pamphlet. Just what I say! Ass kisser!

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. My turn, god dammit.My presidency! Fuck! Go away! Get off my campaign turf, fucking kid!

Black! Scary! Negro! Fuck! Implosion! Why? Why? Why?

POW god dammit! Hero god dammit! Maverick! Maverick! Maverick! POW! Fuck!

My turn! It's mine!

Suspend! Suspend! Suspend! Convention! Campaign! Reason! Get Palin! Fuck! Fucker Dobson!

Sarah! Stupid! Crazy! Hot! Hot! Hot! NO!!!! Cold! Cold! Cold! Spend! Spend! Spend! Intertubes Viagra! Cold! Cold! Cold! Fuck! Fighter Pilot! POW! Hero! Maverick! Beer money! Vice Presidency! God dammit! Cold! Cold! Cold!

Cunt!

Obama scary! Knows people! Fuck people Scary! Black! Negro! Terrorist! Fuck! Run away, run away, run away!

Get off! My campaign turf! Fucking kid!

Houses! Fuck! Houses! Fuck! Houses! Fuckity fuck!

Keating! Keating! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! No, not Sorry! Not wrong! Fuckers out to get me! Maverick! POW! Hero! It's mine!

Obama wants my preciousssssss. No! It's mine! My precioussssssssss. My beautiful preciousssssss. Mine! Mine Mine! My precioussssssss. Fucker!