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Monday, October 13, 2008

Sundays at the Fairgrounds with John McCain

John McCain
Angry Presidential Candidate

Dear Sen. McCain,

According to the Washington Post, the angry racial tirades you and Sarah Palin deliver at rallies are often accompanied by polka music. I like that. It's a shame you don't do more to publicize it. Maybe that's why your crowds are so much smaller than Obama's.

I'm enclosing an ad I made to help you draw better crowds to your angry racist polka fests. Please, feel free to use it.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

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