...I answer SL Republican Ron Skytower's request for a second debate with all the seriousness it deserves. At 2 pm Pacific, I will honor him as only one culture warrior may honor another. That is by wrestling him naked in the ancient manner of our Spartan warrior philosophical ancestors. If he shows, oiled flesh shall meet oiled flesh until one warrior domintates the other into submission by driving his mighty spear of dominionistic manliness deep into the others dark cave of shame.
Join us. We'll raise money for Amnesty International (This event is not approved by Amnesty International) and listen to Barry White's greatest hits.