Our Animal Enemies

Tomorrow's election day. Have you done everything you can to help John McCain, Sarah Palin, and the rest of the Republican ticket? Sure many of you have been out there educating voters about Obama's abundance of melanin. Some of you have even hung Obama effigies from your trees or shouted "nigger" or "kill him" at a rally. But is that really enough? Are you covering all the bases? Have you done anything to hamper the effectiveness of Obama's animal allies?

Last night, patriots slaughtered a goat and left its severed head at a Charlie Brown for Congress campaign office. How many severed goat heads have you delivered.

A few weeks ago, another patriot killed a bear cub and wrapped it in Obama signs as a warning to Obama voters. How many baby bear cubs have you killed for McCain-Palin '08?

Killing animals and the using their bodies or heads to threaten Democrats and other lesser Americans has always been an important part of or GOTV efforts--it's a Republican tradition. McCain's minority outreach advisor, George Allen was stuffing deer heads into black families' mailboxes while Obama was worrying about the prom, and God knows what kind of unnatural acts Strom Thurmond performed on road kill.

So what are you waiting for? Go out and shoot a wolf from a plane or commit an act of of extreme cruelty on a bunny before it is too late.

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