"Beating his dachshund"? Is that what the kids are calling it now? In my day, it was "spanking the monkey." And Grandpa called it "choking the chicken." At least that's what he called it when he made me watch. But let's not go there, shall we?
I thought it was "rogering your melon." Or, is that something different?
if you catch a child of god whacking his wolverinebeat him soundly with a whip and eat some thorazineif the child changes course and thumps his thumbelinasend him down to New Orleans to play the concertinaif the little bastard still goes cock-a-doodle-doofeed his corn dog to the lions who lounge around the zoofrom "Little Stinker Stanley's Dickshunairey of Pleasing Punishments"++++
FYI He's dropping the title, but not ceding control of the money....
Well, he's obviously retiring to make way for REAL soldier of KKKrist. Just what this country needs a fundie Curt LeMay.
So that's why Jim Wolcott named him Spongedob Stickypants.
We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.