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"Beating his dachshund"? Is that what the kids are calling it now? In my day, it was "spanking the monkey." And Grandpa called it "choking the chicken." At least that's what he called it when he made me watch. But let's not go there, shall we?
if you catch a child of god whacking his wolverine beat him soundly with a whip and eat some thorazine if the child changes course and thumps his thumbelina send him down to New Orleans to play the concertina if the little bastard still goes cock-a-doodle-doo feed his corn dog to the lions who lounge around the zoo
from "Little Stinker Stanley's Dickshunairey of Pleasing Punishments"
"Beating his dachshund"? Is that what the kids are calling it now? In my day, it was "spanking the monkey." And Grandpa called it "choking the chicken." At least that's what he called it when he made me watch. But let's not go there, shall we?
ReplyDeleteI thought it was "rogering your melon." Or, is that something different?
ReplyDeleteif you catch a child of god whacking his wolverine
ReplyDeletebeat him soundly with a whip and eat some thorazine
if the child changes course and thumps his thumbelina
send him down to New Orleans to play the concertina
if the little bastard still goes cock-a-doodle-doo
feed his corn dog to the lions who lounge around the zoo
from "Little Stinker Stanley's Dickshunairey of Pleasing Punishments"
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FYI He's dropping the title, but not ceding control of the money....
ReplyDeleteWell, he's obviously retiring to make way for REAL soldier of KKKrist. Just what this country needs a fundie Curt LeMay.
ReplyDeleteSo that's why Jim Wolcott named him Spongedob Stickypants.
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