Like many of his fellow heterosexual culture warriors, Pastor Haggard reveres the ancient Spartan warrior class. His favorite movie is called "Greek Holiday."
According to a review I found, it's the story of two young warriors, Tim Hamilton and Tommy Hansen (not Spartan names--they must be Cretans) who apparently "screw" [must be Greek slang for slaughter] anything that moves." They are joined by two other warriors, Jeff Daniels and Mark Aubrey (Corinthian names I suspect), and the four use "charms" to get on a Spartan boat manned by Julian Armanis and Gilles Marais. "From then on," according to the review, "it's a toss up as to who gives whom the best ride of their lives. The pairing of Tommy Hansen and Mark Aubrey alone is a match made on Mount Olympus. The six episodes in Part 1 will leave you panting for Part 2!"