David Edwards
tells us that "Amanda" is second only to Zsuzsanna in Pastor Anderson's heart:
The all started by Steve saying who he likes best in his phoney church. His wife first, then another woman her name is Amanda was chosen number 2 because she has only missed one of his services and she is staying single after a divorse because he tells her that is right, and so far she has obayed him,
And Helen Edwards
reveals that Pastor Anderson preaches that that exposing one's breasts is bibilically acceptable as long as you don't call them boobs:
Pastor Anderson told us and our 12 year old daughter in the presence of 15 people at the building of FWBC, FAITHFUL WORD BAPTIST CHURCH that it is NOT wrong for her to look at exposed women's breasts (BREASTS IS a bible word)
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I know I am not perfect and I should have said the word " BREASTS INSTEAD OF BOOBS" BUT I Guss no one else in that group has ever made a mistake before!!!!
Then Pastor Anderson makes a big deal out of the word boob saying to me " it was a such an awful word to describe a part of a woman's body and was very poor terminology, I can see why Mrs. Wilson got so offended " besides that is NOT a BIBLE WORD"
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2. No one in that group protested or disagreed with the new revelation that Pastor Anderson came up with lately about nakedness is from the waste down, and said for women to expose their breasts is OK and that really is not nakedness.
3. Pornography of the same sex is not wrong. because he said" it is even OK for my 12 daughter to look at nude women because she is of the same sex"
THIS WHOLE POST IS TO SAY THAT:
He does not believe what HE PREACHES about the homosexuals looking at each others nakedness, because it is of the same sex.
I love this schism shit, but the spelling and grammar are really starting to cause me physical pain. Can you provide translations into idiomatic English? PLEEZ??
ReplyDeleteWords that rhyme with boob:
ReplyDeletecube
rube
tube
lube
pube
You see where all of this porno is heading, don't you? Amanda and Pastor Nudie Looker, smokin' a dube, getting all crude...
Yeah, I said it.
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"12 Daughter"? I believe the plural of 'daughter' is 'daughters'.
ReplyDeleteIf any of them are over 17, it would be OK (perhaps even Godly) for me to see their breasts, if I am in pantyhose and makeup. Honest.
Oh, thank you, mon Général! Thank you for sharing that great link - now I have a matching his-n-hers set!
ReplyDeleteI've said it before, and I'll say it again -- put 'em in the church basement together and the makeup sex will be mind-blowing! They're all obviously filled with lustful thoughts. If they're as fat as many multi-childbirth Christians are, then they can have the lights turned off. (That might also help the men to have "fellowship" with each other...)
ReplyDeleteWow! I have now met the daughter (bless her heart, she's the sanest of the bunch and she can't help being born into that family) and the friend of the daughter. I want to join this church - it's the best ever.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the good pastor Anderson was referring to breastfeeding when he spoke of seeing naked boobies? Technically the boobies are not a sexual organ, their function is to feed a baby.
ReplyDeleteAnybody read his diatribe against women seeing male gynecologists?
much more of trying to understand these people and their major malfunctions and I'm going to start speaking in tongues myself.
ReplyDeleteGosh. The more you post on this, General, the more tempted I am to run over to FWBC and check out the show. (Yes, I actually live in the next town over.)
ReplyDeleteI dunno, would people be interested in an on-the-spot report on the batshiat craziness? I mean, to me, going to a Baptist church service does not exactly strike me as a huge amount of fun, as I suspect it's rather like going to a 3-hour block over at the local wardhouse. There'd have to be a lot of interest for me to give up a couple of hours on a Sunday morning to go over to Steven and Zsuza's little cult meeting.
mirele:
ReplyDeleteTo me it would be like re-creating the scene where according to (Morgan Freeman)"Red", his friend, (Tim Robbins:
"Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit-smelling foulness I can't even imagine. Or maybe I just don't want to."
As curious as I am to see if they drink babies' blood, don't do it on my account. I couldn't live with the guilt if you got snagged. Well, I could, but it would take even more drugs than I use now.
wow these ignorant characters are amazing, it's particularly amuzing that their websited track where visitors come from. Do you think they know that patriot boy is full of heathen librul abortionists who are all gay (and can spell)?
ReplyDeleteBTW my homeskoolin may help them thru this skism caused by the foul demons of the MSM.
ReplyDeleteIs it just me, or does it seem like something truly awful may be just around the corner for those people?
ReplyDeleteMy guess is the Edwards never really were Faithful Word material, especially Helen. She only has two kids, sez her blog, and hasn't Zsuzsie punched out about six or eight by now?
ReplyDeleteFWBC is the perfect example of what happens when you put one dude up on a pedestal. I feel for the Edwards', but they gave up everything to move to Arizona (a nice place, I live here myself) to follow after a guy whose major claim to fame is a sermon about pissing against the wall?
ReplyDeleteWhen you look to one guy for your spiritual enlightenment, whether you call him prophet, father, son of God, priest, pastor, brother x, bishop so and so, you're setting yourself up for a fall. Period.
There, Democommie, I don't think I'd have a problem with Steven L. Anderson, since I wouldn't accept his authority to start out with.
Mon General,
ReplyDeleteIt looks like Helen's blog's been hacked. At least it's been made to look extremely innocuous and all the good stuff is gone. Her husband is freaking out.
http://phoneypreachers.blogspot.com/2009/03/warning-please-help-help-help.html
*sigh*
Wow, the internet train wreck just keeps going on and on and on and on....
Gen,
ReplyDeletePlease ignore the ungodly who think that this is a funny side show. It just indicates what the Word says about how the evil of the day:
2 Tim 3:13 But evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving and being deceived.
I hear what your saying. The pastor is way out of line. The bible talks about modesty in 1 Timothy 2:8-10
8: I will therefore that men pray everywhere, lifting up holy hands, without wrath and doubting
9: In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with braided hair, or gold or pearls, or costly array
10:but which becometh women professing godliness with good works
Gen, don't feel guilty about using the word "boob." The pastor was laying his own shame on you to get the attention off of his sin.
There seems to be a big problem today with pastors and their right use of authority. Please, get out of that church. That pastor is not right and he is hurting people, including those women he is lusting after from the pulpit. You must get your 12 year old daughter away from that teaching because it is bringing her confusion. Being under evil twistings of the Word can cause spiritual sickness.
Pray and ask God where to go; He will guide you. Don't worry about what people think of you leaving. It may be that some others may follow you out the door to a safe refuge also.
God be with you and your daughter.
Kimberly