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Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Ya Gotta Have Faith

Arguments about atheism and evolution taken word for word from godly forums.

15 comments:

  1. I thought I may have to invoke Poe's law, but I'm glad I didn't have to. Very funny!

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  2. General, Sir:

    Well, I, umm, is "batshit crazy" communicable?

    I loved "...three words, "evolution is a lie!"

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  3. That convinced me. Such masterful arguments, compelling evidence, how could I ever have doubted?

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  4. Well, now we have a biblical definition for "3". Where will the madness end?

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  5. I'll pray for you.

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  6. Best April Fool's joke yet!

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  7. Such entertaining young scamps.

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  8. I wonder why the General chose a George Michael song for the title of that post. Now I'm having flashbacks and I can't get that song out of my head. I thought that demon was driven from me years ago, and now look at me, I'm a nervous wreck, my hands are shaking, I need a shave and my collar is popped! Somebody stop me before I head down to the truck stop!

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  9. The dude in the fucked up hat needs a new hat. That hat was freaking me the fuck out.

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  10. This video is kind of like Waiting for Godot as written by the winner of the Congenital Oaf Playwright Contest. btw: Second prize went to a cup of tepid spit.

    ++++

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  11. I liked the part where the guy described the atheist world the best.

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  12. This was so weird! At first, I thought it was satire. Then, towards the end, I thought it might be real. Then, I realized it was a little of both. People who believe that stuff put me on their email list and won't take my name off. I get emails with that mindset all the time. :(

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  13. PLMercer: Me too. My parents are atheist, and that's exactly how my childhood went.

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  14. I gotta go fuck a hooker now.

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.