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Wednesday, April 01, 2009
Ya Gotta Have Faith
Posted by
Anonymous
Arguments about atheism and evolution taken word for word from godly forums.
I wonder why the General chose a George Michael song for the title of that post. Now I'm having flashbacks and I can't get that song out of my head. I thought that demon was driven from me years ago, and now look at me, I'm a nervous wreck, my hands are shaking, I need a shave and my collar is popped! Somebody stop me before I head down to the truck stop!
This video is kind of like Waiting for Godot as written by the winner of the Congenital Oaf Playwright Contest. btw: Second prize went to a cup of tepid spit.
This was so weird! At first, I thought it was satire. Then, towards the end, I thought it might be real. Then, I realized it was a little of both. People who believe that stuff put me on their email list and won't take my name off. I get emails with that mindset all the time. :(
I thought I may have to invoke Poe's law, but I'm glad I didn't have to. Very funny!
ReplyDeleteGeneral, Sir:
ReplyDeleteWell, I, umm, is "batshit crazy" communicable?
I loved "...three words, "evolution is a lie!"
That convinced me. Such masterful arguments, compelling evidence, how could I ever have doubted?
ReplyDeleteWell, now we have a biblical definition for "3". Where will the madness end?
ReplyDeleteI'll pray for you.
ReplyDeleteBest April Fool's joke yet!
ReplyDeleteSuch entertaining young scamps.
ReplyDeleteI wonder why the General chose a George Michael song for the title of that post. Now I'm having flashbacks and I can't get that song out of my head. I thought that demon was driven from me years ago, and now look at me, I'm a nervous wreck, my hands are shaking, I need a shave and my collar is popped! Somebody stop me before I head down to the truck stop!
ReplyDeleteThe dude in the fucked up hat needs a new hat. That hat was freaking me the fuck out.
ReplyDeleteThis video is kind of like Waiting for Godot as written by the winner of the Congenital Oaf Playwright Contest. btw: Second prize went to a cup of tepid spit.
ReplyDelete++++
I liked the part where the guy described the atheist world the best.
ReplyDeleteThis was so weird! At first, I thought it was satire. Then, towards the end, I thought it might be real. Then, I realized it was a little of both. People who believe that stuff put me on their email list and won't take my name off. I get emails with that mindset all the time. :(
ReplyDeletePLMercer: Me too. My parents are atheist, and that's exactly how my childhood went.
ReplyDeleteI gotta go fuck a hooker now.
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