Independent Baptist Church of Wasilla
Dear Pastor Harman,
I reckon that nearly half of my militia unit/congregation has read your piece in The Frontiersman and forwarded it to me by now, and I'm glad they did. I think you make a very compelling case, and although it's hard to argue with your assertion that Daniel 11:37 states that the Antichrist will be the gay, I think you are wrong.
Let's take a look at that scripture, again. It says:
Neither shall he [the Antichrist] regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all.Ok, I'll grant you it says that he won't desire women, but you should also note that is doesn't go on to say he desires men either. In fact, Daniel 11:37 makes no claims as to what makes the Antichrist's horn of iniquity rise up in all its carnal glory.
For that, we have to take a look at Ezekiel 21:21, which states, "For the king of Babylon [the Antichrist] ... looked in the liver." Yes, he said "looked," as in probed, "in the liver." I think you can see where all this is heading: the Antichrist will be one of those liver-in-his-underpants kind of perverts.
You know what I mean: one of those guys who'll buy a bunch of beef liver, wrap it in cellophane, place it in a bowl of water out in the sun to heat up to about 98 degrees, remove it from the bowl, unwrap it, stuff it down his briefs, put on that german shepherd costume Ofjoshua made for him, and do that stand-and-squat exercise thing until he yiffs.At least that's what Ezekiel 21:21 says to me.
Yes, it's wicked, evil, and just oh so morally wrong, but, he's the Antichrist. It's the kind of thing we expect from him, and it's so much more Antichristy than simple homosexuality. And hey, I bet he's thinking about Todd Palin while he does it. Hard not to when you're wearing a german shepherd costume.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
