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Monday, August 03, 2009

Kenyans Place "Poison Pill" Meta Tag in Antichrist's Birth Certificate Photo

Correction: the metadata was attached to a different birth certificate than the one discovered by Orly Taitz. I have no doubts about authenticity of the Taitz document. I'm not troubled by the fact that it was issued by the Republic of Kenya at least a year before that nation existed. Obviously, the swarthysatanosocialistofascists in the Kenyan government used secret FEMA time travel technology to change the historical record.

Kudos to patriotic investigative dentist Orly Taitz for cracking the case. I don't care if its creator calls it a hoax in the document's encoded metadata, it's just the kind of thing swarthysocialistofascists in the Kenyan government would do to to protect the Antichrist.
In fact the IPTC markup data of the document reveals it to be a fake
NOTICE: This image is a work of parody and political commentary. It is not a genuine government document. Barack Obama was born in Hawaii. A certified copy of his birth record is freely available online. If you thought this was Obama’s real birth certificate, a “smoking gun” proving he’s not a natural-born citizen, then congratulations. You are an idiot. I made this from scratch. It is completely fake, and no document from Kenya or the United Kingdom resembles it.Obama’s president, and will be for the next 3 1/2 to 7 1/2 years. Get used to it.

15 comments:

  1. General, Sir:

    I think Tammy Faye Bakker Messner

    (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://thevoluptuary.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/tammy_faye_bakker_closeup_2005-750_750.jpg&imgrefurl=http://youbeqb.com/blog/%3Fp%3D328&h=495&w=400&sz=32&tbnid=pN8Ep38GM__tgM:&tbnh=130&tbnw=105&prev=/images%3Fq%3DTammy%2BFaye%2BBakker&usg=__GkknqCnfbCgvuQe2AuUEZVIT1JE=&ei=7692Spu8GuWltgePmuGWCQ&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=4&ct=image)

    could give Orly the Oral Argumentrix a cosmetics tip or two; like what size trowel to use for her eyeliner. Why, if that minx were clutching an ear of corn, she'd be the cutest damned raccoon I ever seen.

    BTW, Sir, do you know if she and Miss Pammy Atlasshagged are pals? I mean two batshit crazies like them not gettin' together would be a shame.

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  2. Gentle Readers:

    Forget that fuckin' link, it won't work. But this is the quote that was with the photo:

    "•The average woman consumes 6 pounds of lipstick in her lifetime (blogger’s note: What is an ‘average woman’, by the way? I’m just curious. And if an ‘average woman’ can swallow 6 lbs of lipstick over a lifetime, how much do you think Tammy Faye Bakker was good for? I’d put the Over/Under at 75 lbs. And give me three dimes on the Over.)"

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  3. Democommie, you have to click thru the Google link to get the actual URL:

    http://thevoluptuary.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/tammy_faye_bakker_closeup_2005-750_750.jpg

    Thanks for this, General! You get the hat tip sometime tomorrow.

    PS Whatever happened to Antichrist Bob? Now that WorldNetDaily is onto the antichrist meme, you'd think Bob would issue a strongly-worded press release.

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  4. Matt, that was one link better left broken, God what a gross picture, I completely lost interest in my breakfast. BTW, What does "Click thru the Google link," mean in English?

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  5. None of this tells me where Obama was when George W. Bush went awol in Alabama. And where was Obama when the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor in pre-statehood Hawaii? I'll tell you where he was: he wasn't even born yet! I've got copies of the Not-Yet-Born Certificate all over the walls of my Safe Room. This stinks all the way to the moon, I tell 'ya. All the way to the moon.

    ++++

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  6. Democommie stole my joke. He read today's post sooner than me and since I've lost the keys to my time-travel machine (I think Clinton may have borrowed them to go destroy democracy back in the 1800's), I can't go back in time and be the first to post a Tammy Faye joke. Damn you, Democommie *shakes fist in the air*!!

    That picture is scary. I think clowns use less makeup. At least glenn beck doesn't wear as much makeup, because he cries like Tammy Faye and think of the mess that would make!

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  7. Orly Taitz and Lady Gaga: separated at birth?

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  8. yer website ate my link...

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  9. ddadmin:

    Fuck off.

    Johnny phentothiazine:

    Are you kin to my old girlfriend, Mary Mesoridazine? That girl could par-tay!!

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  10. General, Sir:

    What, really, do we know about this Oily Taint person? Is she who she represents herself to be?

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  11. What do we know of this person, you ask?

    Well, we know that she was named after an airport. We know that the internet slang now uses her name as shorthand for "oh, really? (orly?)". We know that she would make an excellent running mate for Sarah Palin in 2012, and she CAN produce a birth certificate that shows she meets the eligibility requirements. We know that if she and Pam of Atlas Jugs Fame were to mud wrestle, even libs would click the link.

    We know all this, and yet she still treats us as though we were strangers. I am crushed. Crushed, I tell you.

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  12. That's a dude. No doubt about it.

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  13. General, Sir:

    I'm pretty sure that this rumor is true ( I should know, I made it up). Orly Taitz is being looked at by the TVA as a "Test bed" for that little problem they had last month down Deliverance way. Their team of crackhead scientists, I meant their team of crack scientists headed by some folks from the DI have concluded, based on some preliminary guesses that if we make Orly Taitz cry and her mascara runs, it will make this mess:

    http://www.truthout.org/122408N

    look like a minor event.

    Next to getting this woman upset, making Baby Jesus cry is no big deal.

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  14. Thank you SO MUCH for this post. I loved it. Thank you for having the courage to be real......

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.