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Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Infiltrating the Separationists
Posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot
Photo courtesy of the amazing Dr. Zaius.
As many of you know, I spent the weekend, infiltrating Americans United for the Separation of Church and State, a group so nefarious, they fight against allowing our children the opportunity to praise the Lord by handling serpents and drinking strychnine at school. It was a tough couple of days. The wickedly kind BAC forced us to accept hugs and gifts and the fruit of the vine. And Barry Lynn, tieless and therefore virtually naked, regaled us with tales of church state separation. They worked us over for hours, pelting us with reason and logic, until finally OfJoshua broke and decided to start a local chapter, here in Bugtussel.
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