President Joyce Waggoner
Oregon Federation of Republican Women
Dear President Waggoner,
Oregon GOP chair Bob Tiernan is out there all alone defending the RNC's $18,000 lesbian bondage party. You've got to help him out; let people know that a little girl on girl spatula work is as Republican as a Supreme Court Justice's cilice.
How about a bondage themed fundraiser? I think Carrie Prejean has a lot of time on her hands now. She'd be great, and I bet she'd bring Maggie Gallagher along too.
Heterosexually yours in a chaste, Biblical, and non-GOP kind of way,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
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