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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Rand Paul: For an Orderly America

11 comments:

  1. It's an enemy! Stomp on it! Stomp on it!

    Note: I'm sure Rand Paul feels the love.

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  2. When they don't wear jack boots, it weakens our metaphors. For example, how frightening is the thought of "Nike's kicking down our doors" or to feel "the Converse sneaker of the totalitarian state" on our necks?

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  3. Clearly, what we need are free market solutions to the head-stomping problem.

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  4. Quick, Commissioner Gordon -- illuminate the spotlight and flash the Bong-Signal into the sky! We must summon Aqua Buddha to calm the situation with a cloud of MelloSmoke!

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  5. P.S. I saw a red shirt, a black shirt, a checkered shirt, but no brown shirts. WE MUST HAVE BROWNSHIRTS TO PROTECT THE TEABAGGERS AT RAND PAUL RALLIES!

    At least the poleece interrogated the Moveonofascist about her provocative suicidosignterrrrrrrist attack afterward. I hope you're not planning to fly back to California or whatever librulhole you came from, honey, because you know your name is on the list now.

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  6. Gotta loves me the smell of liberal head cracking the pavement in the early hours of a RP rally.

    What could be more American?

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  7. Bed wetters gone wild. Randian justice for all. Bring your Nikes. The womens will know their place. Or else.

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  8. Kinda in line with what Bukko said, I pine for the good old days of pre-WW2 Germany. It was far simpler time. When a brownshirt was shouting at you about who to vote for, you knew why & who was stomping on your head.
    These people have all different types of shirts!! How are we supposed to identify right wing bully-boys shouting at you, stomping on your head from liberalist bully-boys shouting at you, stomping on your head? We can't even differentiate a random attack from a druggie shouting at you, stomping on your head!! You see? this is part of the decay of our whole fabric of society! Brown cotton fabric, to be precise!

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  9. I am a student, I joined the blog to make friends with the lava away from the liver around the world. I want to learn many things about the country, people, life, culture ... of your country.

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  10. He wants an apology...

    http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/scarce/kentucky-stomper-wants-apology

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  11. Who's the guy in the gay ass hat wearing the read sweatered hippie down? Is he employed as Joe Miller's private security guard?

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.