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Monday, December 27, 2010
Jesus is my chopper pilot
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Christian Military Savior - Today's Christian Videos
Is that thing with the music starting for the "KKK KKKRapola", without me wanting to hear it, a bug or a feature? That will be driving down the hits count.
Dear General, I just watched the videos while eating a Lean Cuisine frozen dinner for lunch. A friend of mine who is a fitness trainer tells me there really isn't too much nutrition in those dinners, so I guess it won't matter that it's going to come back up now.
I'm writing this after recovering from the epileptic seizures induced by the flashing imagery and hammering sounds of that video that took contol of the screen by its own damn self. The nice ambulance attendants who got me started on the IV Valium drip were kind enough to NOT pry the laptop from where my fingers had spasmed closed onto it.
What I want to say -- before the next convulsions hit -- is that it's GREAT that KKKhristians want to FIGHT! Because that proves they're NOTHING like the fanatical Mooselmen with their obsessive emphasis on jihad. Not like 'em at all...
So 2000 years after the Prince of Peace got nailed to a tree for telling people to be nice to each other and turn the other cheek, Christianity in America has bred a bunch of knuckle-dragging yobs who masturbate to war porn while sniffing blood-drenched flags. No wonder Jesus is weeping in all those pictures I see of him.
General, Sir:
ReplyDeleteKKKristian Rap? What's next, "Mooslims for JESUS"?
General, Sir:
ReplyDeleteIs that thing with the music starting for the "KKK KKKRapola", without me wanting to hear it, a bug or a feature? That will be driving down the hits count.
Dear General, I just watched the videos while eating a Lean Cuisine frozen dinner for lunch. A friend of mine who is a fitness trainer tells me there really isn't too much nutrition in those dinners, so I guess it won't matter that it's going to come back up now.
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I'm writing this after recovering from the epileptic seizures induced by the flashing imagery and hammering sounds of that video that took contol of the screen by its own damn self. The nice ambulance attendants who got me started on the IV Valium drip were kind enough to NOT pry the laptop from where my fingers had spasmed closed onto it.
ReplyDeleteWhat I want to say -- before the next convulsions hit -- is that it's GREAT that KKKhristians want to FIGHT! Because that proves they're NOTHING like the fanatical Mooselmen with their obsessive emphasis on jihad. Not like 'em at all...
So 2000 years after the Prince of Peace got nailed to a tree for telling people to be nice to each other and turn the other cheek, Christianity in America has bred a bunch of knuckle-dragging yobs who masturbate to war porn while sniffing blood-drenched flags. No wonder Jesus is weeping in all those pictures I see of him.
ReplyDeleteThe rap wasn't too bad, actually.
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