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Monday, July 04, 2011

Thank You, Jesus

Two hundred and thirty-five years ago, our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, slammed a lobster back sumbish Limey's head against the Liberty Bell and told him the King can't take our guns or let not-men own uteri. He then went to the park, barbecued a side of ribs and said, "Take, eat; this is My body, but brushed with a tomato sauce made with sugar and various spices." And after turning a jug of water into Pabst, He continued, "this is my blood...don't roll your fucking eyes at Me, John Quincy Adams."

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