Rush on Obama's Jihad Against Christians

Why is the OBAMUNIST USURPER sending troops to Africa? Rush Limbaugh has the answer: Obama is helping Muslims kill Christians:

Lord's Resistance Army are Christians. They are fighting the Muslims in Sudan. And Obama has sent troops, United States troops to remove them from the battlefield, which means kill them. That's what the lingo means, "to help regional forces remove from the battlefield," meaning capture or kill.

So that's a new war, a hundred troops to wipe out Christians in Sudan, Uganda, and -- (interruption) no, I'm not kidding.

It's true. The OBAMUNIST USURPER is sending soldiers to kill good, Christian soldiers, warriors who are fighting to bring Jesus to Africa's children. Yes, much like Rush works to bring his gospel to Dominican children, the Lord's Resistance Army is raising up the children for the Lord.

From GlobalSecurity.Org:

The LRA abducted young girls as sex and labor slaves. Other children, mainly girls, were reported to have been sold, traded, or given as gifts by the LRA to arms dealers in Sudan. While some later escaped or were rescued, the whereabouts of many children remain unknown.

In particular, the LRA abducted numerous children and, at clandestine bases, terrorized them into virtual slavery as guards, concubines, and soldiers. In addition to being beaten, raped, and forced to march until exhausted, abducted children were forced to participate in the killing of other children who had attempted to escape...More than 6,000 children were abducted during 1998, although many of those abducted later escaped or were released. Most human rights NGOs placed the number of abducted children held captive by the LRA at around 3,000, although estimates varied substantially.