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Friday, September 21, 2012

The Secret of His Trumpness's Eyebrows Revealed

Ever wonder why the eyebrows of America's greatest intellectual, Donald Trump, appear so erect when he gets excited? Oprah knows:
So with those foreskins, or more accurately, the fibroblasts from the cells of the foreskin, collagen can be lab-created, and where do you put collagen? On your face! Penis wrinkle cream, anyone? Oprah's beloved SkinMedica product? Yup! Foreskins! One foreskin can be used for decades to grow thousands of fibroblasts.
A tip of the ol' helmet to Lana.

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