Additions to the arsenal

More things you can use to conduct your own special ops.

Resolution (pdf format) -- I've created a new version of the resolution (see text, below). It's a great piece to hand out to CR's during the convention. It would also look nice on registration tables and posted throughout the Crystal City Metro Stop and in the Marriott's restrooms.

A Resolution for the 56^th College Republican Biennial Convention.

WHEREAS, the College Republican membership has always fully supported the war in Iraq;

WHEREAS, we have encouraged the notion that the degree of one's patriotism is directly proportional to their support for the war;

WHEREAS, by word, by deed and by the financial support of Ann Coulter, David Horowitz, and Michelle Malkin, we have decreed that dissent against the war is the equivalent of treason;

WHEREAS, the military continually falls far short of meeting its recruitment needs resulting in a manpower crisis;

NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED THAT:

1. The College Republican National Committee shall officially disband until the conclusion of the war;
2. The College Republican membership shall immediately volunteer for military service as infantrymen.
3. All College Republican National Committee monies raised from taking advantage of elderly women shall be placed into a fund for the purpose of supporting Ann Coulter, David Horowitz, and Michelle Malkin until they receive additional Scaife funding, sell a house to Duke Cunningham's lobbyist, or obtain a presidential grant to edit global warming reports.

Mike Tidmus created a fantastic recruitment poster There's something very appealing about the way the soldier holds his rifle. It stirs some long forgotten primal feeling deep within me, a feeling I haven't felt since my little soldier stopped attending revelry.

Radical Russ contributes a very patriotic tower ad.