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Monday, September 19, 2005

Judge Roberts, Heterosexual Icon

The thing I like most about Chief Justice nominee John Roberts is the way he seems to exude heterosexuality at every moment. I know that he'll keep my marriage safe from the homosexual agenda, because a man as totally committed to heterosexuality as he is could not have it any other way.

Here, he displays a quiche he and his buddies liberated from a local French delicatessen. Note how they stand together holding their prize in a manner reminiscent of ancient warriors displaying the head of an enemy they have vanquished.

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