I was a Nazi for the American Family Association

Tony Zirkle
Republican Candidate for Congress

Dear Mr. Zirkle,

I'm with you. A candidate should be allowed to witness to his potential constituency without fear of being attacked for doing so.

You were right to accept the Nazis' invitation to be the keynote speaker for their Hitler's birthday celebration. And while it's true that you couldn't have known they were Nazis--as you noted, "the name isn't Nazi, but Nationalist Socialist Workers Party"--they're a part of your base and should be valued as such.

I'm sure they found your speech on "prosecuting Jewish and Zionist criminal gangs involved in trafficking prostitutes and pornography from Russia and the Zionist entity" very enlightening. I'd like to read it myself. I'm particularly interested in the part where you talk about Jewish male porn stars. It's a topic I find very troubling. I can't help but watch Matt Sanchez's bris scene in Hairy Kotter and the Mohel of Doom over and over again in horrified, yet strangely excited, fascination.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot