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Monday, June 27, 2011

Murder our Citizens, Please

As boatloads of American humanitarianofascists, including Holocaust survivor Hedy Epstein, and the Obamishly hued novelist/poet Alice Walker, steam toward Gaza, one proud GOP operative, Josh Trevino, assures Israel:
Dear IDF: If you end up shooting any Americans on the new Gaza flotilla -- well, most Americans are cool with that. Including me.
That's what I call thinking out of the box. I mean, hey, when American citizens get all uppity about human rights--ask a foreign power to murder them.

It's a shame patriots like Trevino weren't around in the eighties. Imagine all the trouble we'd have avoided if a popular conservative opinion shaper--say Bob Novak--had told the Salvadoran government:
Dear Guardia Nacional: If you end up shooting any uppity American nuns on the road from the airport -- well, most Americans are cool with that. Including me.
Heck, with an invitation like that, the Salvadoran government could have copped to the nun executions immediately, rather than drawing all that ire by trying to blame our good and loyal, albeit unofficial, special operators in the ARENA Party.

But then, I guess Mr. Trevino doesn't deserve all the credit for giving Israel's Likud government the go ahead to slaughter American citizens. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and I assume her boss, is giving the IDF a wink as well:
There will be construction materials entering Gaza and we think that it’s not helpful for there to be flotillas that try to provoke actions by entering into Israeli waters and creating a situation in which the Israelis have the right to defend themselves.
So there you go, IDF. You have the right to shoot 86-year-old Heda Epstein in order to defend your borders from uppity humanitarianofascists bearing food, medicine, and embarrassment.

Elsewhere: The proudly white Jawa reminds us that calls to murder American citizens aren't patriotic acts if there's melanin involved.

Update: Apparently, Jawa isn't "proudly white." At least, that's what I get from @jstablehand's full meltdown twitter stream

Remembering: Josh Trevino's bold plan to protect blogger anonymity by outing anonymous bloggers.

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