Dr. Dino Eats His Hatchling

Prisoner #06452-017, Kent "Dr. Dino" Hovind is as angry as the prophet Elisha was on the day the children of Bethel called him "Donald Trump combover boy." Unable to contact God's she-bears of retribution from his cell at Federal Prison Camp Berlin, Dr. Dino did the next best thing, he published a jerimiad against his son, Eric, on Pastor Steven "God hates sit-tinklers" Anderson's blog:

Eric, and some in the family, will NOT see, recognize or admit the real issue in all this...No one is authorized to put words in my mouth, alter my words or sign my name under things I did not write of make it appear that it came from me if it didn't. No one is authorized to claim to speak for me or claim to have "The Official Kent Hovind page" etc. without my permission. I hold little hope this message will be understood or acted upon. :((

The following status update on Dr. Dino's official Facebook page is what set the good pastor off:



Dr. Dino didn't write that. Apparently, his son Eric, who heads Creation Today, doesn't allow Kent Hovind access to the official Kent Hovind Facebook page or blog.

And I guess Dr. Dino doesn't share Eric's enthusiasm for notorious bananasexual Ray Comfort's latest film, Genius: The Movie, which argues that John Lennon and the Beatles were all about Jesus, or as Comfort puts it:

...while Americans have been busy with political issues, British redcoats such as Richard Dawkins (and the now deceased Christopher Hitchens) have invaded our country and have been shooting our youth through the heart by convincing them that they are primates and making them into God-haters by the millions...By the grace of God I want to reverse the trend, and one way to do that is with a movie about John Lennon – what he believed, why he wrote 'Imagine,' why he rejected evolution, and another perspective on why he thought that the Beatles were more popular than Jesus Christ.

Pastor Anderson and Dr. Dino featured in Upcoming Documentary

Later this year, Framing the World Productions, will release "After the Tribulation," a film featuring:

- HD video footage of Pastor [Steven L.] Anderson preaching at Faithful Word Baptist Church
- Exclusive telephone interview with Kent ["Dr. Dino"] Hovind from prison
- Pastor Anderson speaking to a religion class at Arizona State University about the tribulation, rapture, etc.
- Interviews with Pastor Roger Jimenez and Pastor Steven L Anderson

Paul Wittenberger is directing the documentary. You may remember his earlier film, "What in the World Are They Spraying," which exposed a plot by climate scientists to re-engineer our genetics by laying chemtrails in our atmosphere.

Dr. Dino on Ron Paul, Jews, and "Pinky and the Brain"

Great news from God's favorite anti-sitzpinkling pastor, Steven L. Anderson. Kent "Dr. Dino" Hovind (or as the hacks like to call him, "Prisoner #06452-017") sent Pastor A an email from his home at USP Jesup.

Dr. Dino is working hard and sounds very happy. And why wouldn't he be. After all, as he triumphantly declares, "America is the "plucked eagle" of Dan. 7," and soon (7 years), Jesus is coming to defeat the "Pinky and the Brain type folks who wish to take over the world."

Although he's reluctant to participate in the "dog and pony show we see on TV every 4 years [that] is to elect a president of the board of directors for a huge private corporation named UNITED STATES," he's endorsing a candidate:

I would love to see someone who at least partly understands and attempts to obey the original constitution as ratified in 1791.The only one CLOSE to fitting that category is Ron Paul. I'd ignore the media and the 'republican leadership' and go for him IF I was voting for that corp pres.

Why Ron Paul? Well:

He understands that the const. is supreme NOT congress, NOT the court, and NOT the pres!

And, as Dr. Dino notes, Ron Paul doesn't pray those "Jew prayers" like other politicians do:

maybe they [Court, Congress, and President of the "huge private corporation named UNITED STATES"] prayed the Kol Nidri prayer?

"Huh," you might be asking yourself. Well,

I covered that in a post last year on kenthovindblog.com.

Oh yeah, the hypothetical conversation with God and a Rabbi:

God: Go ask the rabbi, Son (Matthew 23: 7-8).

KH [Kent Hovind]: Ok Lord… Excuse me, sir. I don’t speak Hebrew but you folks sure seem to be excited and zealous about what you’re singing! What’s going on here?

Rabbi (RA): Oh, we’re excited all right! This is the first night of Yom Kippur. Many millions all over the world celebrate this time. Tonight we are all reciting the Kol Nidrei (Maariv) prayer. It is the first basic level of the five levels of our soul. The Kol Nidrei chant inspires emotional ecstasy as we recite it three times to this soul stirring melody. Everyone really gets excited as they pray and dance!

KH: I can see that! What does the prayer say?

RA: It basically says that we are entering into an agreement with God that any oath, vow or pledge we take for the next twelve months shall be null, void, extinct, naught, and non-existent.

KH: Wow! Sort of like advance permission to lie?

RA: We don’t like to be that blunt but, yes, that’s what it amounts to.

KH: Is this how politicians, judges and even people on the witness stand can lie or not keep their oath to defend the Constitution and still sleep at night?

RA: Exactly! The oath is meaningless because of the Kol Nidrei prayer. It only lasts twelve months though. We have to do it again each year about this time.

KH: That’s sounds like what the Pharisees and scribes did in Mark 7:11. They could break the law and still feel justified before God....


RA: We take our cue from Solomon. He broke his vows to God, so it’s OK.

KH: Have you seen how Solomon turned out?

RA: Yes, but we are different. We’re happy the way things are. Just leave us alone. (Mark 5:17). We are not open to discussion about it.

KH: OK, it’s your life. I’ll see you judgment day and God will sort it all out.

God: I sure will, Son. I sure will. (Matthew 12:36) They have fooled themselves into thinking they have power to forgive their own sin. They think they are God! (Genesis 3:5) Does that answer your question about how they can lie and still sleep?

OK, that clears it up. It's obvious why Dr. Dino endorsed Ron Paul. He must be studying with the Teutonic Heritage Appreciation Society that runs C-Block. Great bunch of guys.