Jesus' General

Email to MSNBC

Dear Mr .Sorenson and Mr. Shapiro

I can't tell you how happy I am to hear that you've added Michael Savage to your network. I'm his biggest fan.

Most people in your position might think twice before hiring someone like him. Not you. You had the guts to say, "Hey, I think the addition of a first-class bigot to our network would bring back that old peacock pride." That's gutsy, and I applaud you for it.

I have a great idea for his show. I'm sure you're familiar with his recent comments about racial stereotyping--you know, how it's a good thing during wartime because it increases the general hatred of the enemy. Well, I think you should give Mr Savage an Arab looking co-host -- well not really Arab, you could just put a big nose and greasy, swarthy looking makeup on him. After all, we're just going for the stereotype.

You could call him Ahab the Goat Humper and have him chase Ashley Banfield around the set. Yeah, that's it. Remember how Mr. Savage called her a slut? Dress her up in just a thong. That would be great. I'd really appreciate pictures if you have any.

Good luck on your efforts to rebrand as a "hard news" network.

Heterosexually yours,

General JC Christian, Patriot