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Friday, February 28, 2003

MSNBC Still Too Liberal

Sure they dumped Donahue, but instead of bringing in real God-fearing conservatives, they settled for the likes of Michael Savage, Dick Armey, and Joe Scarborough. While they all seem to hate homosexuals, the French, and minorities, I don't think any of them have ever defended our right to bear arms by bagging a perp. You just can't be a good American until you've protected your property by excercising your God-given Second Amendment rights. I'm not sure I can fully trust anyone to give me my news if they haven't shot a criminal. I bet Paula Zahn has picked off at least a dozen.

I know it's not easy. It took me years to get my first. I was beginning to think I'd never do it. My men were starting to make jokes about me, calling me "Miss General." Finally, I caught a tresspasser cutting across my lawn. Nailed him with one shot. I was so excited that I mounted him right away. Now, I keep him in my den.



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