Jesus' General

Liberal school administrators try to limit guns in school

Earlier this year, the God-fearing legislators of the State of Utah passed a law allowing people to carry concealed weapons inside schools. This made the liberals who run the schools very very angry, because they hate America. The Granite School District went so far as to threaten disciplinary action against any teacher who left his or her gun unattended. Fortunately, the Attorney General is stepping in to tell the liberals that the good people who pack heat to school can leave their guns laying anywhere they want.

I just don't get it. Don't we want order in our schools? What's more orderly than a .44 magnum revolver? Say it out loud....44 magnum revolver. Heck even the words sound orderly, don't they. Order is very important to me. I need order and by God I'll have it! Especially if I'm packing heat. Nobody is going to call me "denial boy" or "closet dude" then, are they? NO, THEY WOULDN'T DARE! The same goes for our schools. Teachers would no longer have to put up with some frizzy haired kid yelling "oh oh Mr. Kotter." They'd just fire a warning shot and shut the little bastard up.

Just look at Iraqistan and Afghanistan. We brought in our guns and established order, damn it. We waved our huge powerful weapons in their faces and ended terrorism. That's the power of an armed society. Order and armament go hand in hand. That's why we need guns in our schools.