A recipe for real men
We don't need no stinkin liberals like Jeanne d'Arc and Heisod coming around here posting their fancy French recipes for sausage sauce and omelets on the inner-net. Real men don't eat no hoity toity omelets or sissified sauces. We eat real American food like cheetos and fritos and chili on cheetos and fritos.
Well, I'm not going to let those two Frenchmen go unchallenged. Here's a recipe for manly American men.
Pork Rinds and Tabasco Sauce
1 bag of pork rinds
1 bottle of tabasco sauce
Take one pork rind out of the bag. Pour a few drops of tabasco sauce onto it. Eat. Repeat until the gladiator movie or wresting match you're watching is finished. Caution: as hard as it may be to resist, do not scratch or otherwise touch yourself down there unless you have first wiped all tabasco sauce from your hands thoroughly on your shirt, pants, or couch.
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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.