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Tuesday, June 24, 2003

Expecto Patronum
(Can you guess where I've been the last few days?)

According to that Frenchman, Heisod, Our leader uttered the name of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, today. It is the first official word from Our Leader that the Bearded One survives. I knew it all along. I've been feeling his presence a lot lately. It causes my pilonidal cyst to act up. Fortunately, He hasn't caused me the same problems He caused Rush. He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named turned Mr. Limbaugh's pilonidal cyst into a huge painful seething volcano of pus. It prevented Rush from being drafted and sent to Vietnam.

God be with us.

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.