Jesus' General

Thanks for sticking up for good Christians like Eric Rudolph

Dear Mr Ponte,

I've listen to the Lowell Ponte show on the radio for years. You're the kind of libertarian I like -- it's all pocketbook issues and Clenis™ bashing rather than that liberal keep-the-government-out-of-my-private-life baloney.

Being the big fan I am, I was happy to learn that you write for David Horowitz's frontpagemag.com. It's one of my favorite sites. It's how I keep abreast of all the mischief the Blacks and Arabs are up to. Why just today, frontpagemag reported that an Arab was caught with 32 razor blades. Can you imagine that? What is the world coming to when swarthy non-Christians are running around with razor blades in their pockets?

Well, I suppose I should get the point of my letter. I can't tell you how much I enjoyed your column about how the arrest of Eric Rudolph was but the latest example of the Klinton's war against Christians. It's gone on for far too long. I think it's time we put a stop to it.

Of course it's hard to convince others that it's a problem. Every time I try to talk to someone about it, they just back away, and start talking about restraining orders and stuff. They just don't understand how purely evil the Klintons are. You do though. It's all there in your column where you write things like this:

Hillary [I like calling assertive women by their first names too--it put's them in their place] is rumored to have tried but failed to have the Postal Service stop issuing its traditional Madonna and Child stamps around Christmastime. An FBI agent who served in their White House has written that the Clintons’ upstairs Christmas tree, unseen by the public, was one year decorated with sex and drug paraphernalia such as condoms and heroin syringes. This helps us understand Bill and Hillary’s attitude towards Christianity.

and this:

'An immense multitude was convicted,' wrote the Roman historian Tacitus (Annals, 15:44) of these Christians killed by Nero, 'not so much of the crime of firing the city, as of hatred against mankind.'

In other words, Christians under Nero as under Bill Clinton were hunted because, as one Christian journalist noted, they were declared by the ruler to be guilty of the crime of 'hate.'

The Public Broadcasting Service, PBS, recently made the intriguing argument that the Emperor Nero was right to persecute Christians. (PBS, as Public Broadcasters of Socialism, always agreed with Clinton and did all in their power to undermine the Christian Right and its values.)

Wow. That's powerful stuff. I have to wonder, however, if you ever do more than write about it. Do you try to speak about these things to people. If so, do they also back away and then start talking about restraining orders too? How do you get past their resistance? I could really use some advice. Oh, and if you haven't tried it yet, I've found that waving my .44 just seems to aggravate the problem.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, Patriot