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Friday, October 31, 2003

Liberalses have takens my Preciousss
by guest blogger "Lushes"

We wants it, we needs it. Must have the Preciousss. They stole it from us. Sneaky little liberalses. Wicked, tricksy, filthsss. They made the preciousss write booksss and columnsss that were nasties about Our Leaderses. Wicked wicked filthsss.

We wents to the booksellersss to touches the Preciousss. Oh, the Preciousss. It is our Preciousss. The liberalses tooks it from us using tricksies. We touches the Preciousss and the securitiesss guardses grabses at us And hurtses our little wristies. Our Preciousss screams, "stalkers." I sues the pseudonymses.

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