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Friday, October 31, 2003

Guest Blogger

As some of you may have heard, The General suffers from a very painful case of warts. It's what kept me from serving our country in Vietnam--I couldn't sit in a foxhole. I used a legal drug called "poppers" (also known as "rush" or amyl nitrate) to fight the pain. It's become an addiction.

Today, I'm going into the city for treatment. There's a man there who uses a Christian, discipline-based treatment approach. He'll spank me three times a day, until the inhalant demon leaves my body.

I've found a guest blogger to take over until I get back. He's some kind of fancy businessman or writer or something, so he doesn't want to use his real name. We'll call him "Lushes."

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.