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Tuesday, November 11, 2003

Conservatives are groovy too!

The Communist News Network had what they called a "Rock the Vote" presidential debate the other night. Of course, it wasn't a real debate. It was propaganda designed to get young people to vote for Demoncrats by making the candidates look groovy.

Well, conservatives are groovy too, but the liberal media refuses to report it. Did you know that Vice President Cheney sings in a rock and roll band? I didn't think so. It's never been mentioned in the news.

The band, Chocolate Clusterbomb, does covers of songs originally made famous by great rockers like The Cowsills, Bread, The Archies, and the Brady Bunch Kids. I've been to their concerts. They're incredible. The Vice President's rendering of "Baby I'ma want you" is absolutely haunting.

The administration's groove factor isn't confined to the Executive Office Building. Secretary of Energy Spencer Abraham has starred in a number of independent films. Secretary of Defence Donald Rumsfeld use to dance by himself while watching American Bandstand. The State Department's Colin Powell is a negro. You'll never see any of this reported by CBS News. They want people to believe that conservatives are uptight squares. We're not. We can be groovy cats when we want to be.

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